Not a good day.
What a day (and night). Yesterday, as you know, I was a little slow on the draw because of the night out (which, I might add, was nothing compared to what we did in
Anyhoo, I don’t have any cavities (yay!) but I felt kinda weird after the visit. I got on Skytrain and then transferred to a bus and started on the last leg of my trip home. On the way I called my wife to pick me up at the busstop; but I was still feeling pretty queasy. My hands were clammy, my skin was going paler and I was feeling worse and worse. Finally, I couldn’t take it any longer. I talked to the bus driver.
“I’ve got to get off the bus real soon.”
(Throwing up his arms.) “Well, we just got on this stretch. There’s no stop for a while.”
“Listen, I’m going to be sick real soon.”
“What?”
“I’m going to throw up.”
“Ok, let me find a spot. But there is no way a bus will stop here to pick you up.”
“That’s the least of my worries now.”
Well, I made it off the thing and called my wife to pick me up and then…lost it. Picture this. On a stretch of more-or-less deserted highway this guy in a navy suit and tie is pitching his cookies. Nice.
As I waited for Kate to pick me up one of the cars going by honked. Then my sister-in-law called me asking what the heck I was doing on the side of the road and if I needed a ride. Nutty, it was her passing me who had honked. I got home alright, had a bath and went to bed. Twelve hours later here I am waking up and trying to make sense of the strange dreams I had.
UPDATE: (Saturday,
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